Who is Satoshi? No one knows. But this wild bootleg-style tee throws every theory into a blender and serves up pure internet gold. Featuring all the usual suspects in an over-the-top, 90s bootleg rap tee aesthetic, this heavyweight shirt is a must-have for crypto degens, conspiracy theorists, and meme lords alike.
- Heavyweight Fabric – Just like your Bitcoin bags. - Retro Bootleg Drip – Looks like it came from a street vendor outside the Matrix. - Meme-Worthy – Instantly turns you into a walking crypto shitpost. - 100% Anon Mode – Satoshi might wear this… or not. No one knows.
